Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just invented taco cereal.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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