You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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