dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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