Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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