This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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