Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
