2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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