I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
