I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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