So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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