Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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