My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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