let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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