new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I believe in your delicious
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't trust your balls anymore.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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