OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Randomize
