don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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