Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
