To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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