This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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