As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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