I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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