This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
