I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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