Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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