just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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