and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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