So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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