dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im about as happy as oj after his trial
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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