Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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