Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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