All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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