I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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