Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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