Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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