wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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