and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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