Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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