shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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