Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
God I need to hump something, right now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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