I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
