UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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