i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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