I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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