he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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