Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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