She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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