what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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