I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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