you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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