I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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