Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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