Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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