she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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